Expressing your Jewish inner self with a kosher T-shirt never goes out of fashion. Appearing as a blog ad on your favourite Jewish blogs is Shoytz, who aim to put the "oy" in shirts, and boy, they seem to be working.
Taking the urinal as inspiration, you can buy a 'Mensch' T-shirt for the man in your life. Those with little grasp of Yiddish will probably assume you're just taking the piss.
For women there's a Shtetl Fabulous T-shirt, featuring the New York skyline, that really rocks. Other slogans include Bubbelicious, Gefilte and Atkins Schmatkins plus, the world's best Latino Jewish hip-hop outfit Hip Hop Hoodios have their own T-shirt in the range.
Even gentiles get a look in, well females at least, with a Shiksa-riffic T-shirt. What, no yok cock for the men?
If T-shirts aren't your thing, then why not try their pants, which come emblazoned with the slogan 'You Found The Afikoman'. Despite the slogan, these aren't just for Pesach. And even babies get a look in with a Puttin' On The Schmutz bib.
Most of the T-shirts are supplied by American Apparel so you know that the $22 you spend on the T-shirt goes on paying workers a fair wage for their labour.
And T-shirts we'd like to see? How about My Dad's A Rabbi, I Survived My Bris and Jewish Porn Star.
Shoytz T-shirts and other products are available on their website: http://www.shoytz.com/