It's a well known fact that us Jews control the media, after all we've been told this for many years.
Even though a few of us have been honoured to run various media empires as well as owning them, the reality is that for the vast majority, there's isn't much truth in that.
So what do you do if you feel you should be controlling the media but haven't got the mega billions to join the small elite club of Jews who do own some parts of the media? Well, you can buy into it via a t-shirt.
Yes, for $18.90 plus shipping, Star of David will sell you a lovely t-shirt emblazed with the slogan 'I control the media'. Just put it on and you too can be a controller of the media.
For more information: http://storeofdavid.spreadshirt.com/